One day, God decided to look down on Hell to see how his grand design was working out, but He noticed that everyone was happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asked the Devil what's up.
The Devil said, "Things are great down here now that you sent us an engineer."
"What?" said God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must be a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately."
The Devil responded, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him."
God demands, "If you don't send him up, I'll sue!"
The Devil laughed in his face. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"